- Don't wear lipgloss when the wind is blowing hard enough to make a 5 foot wall of tumbleweeds around your home.
- Confusing Nyquil for Dayquil makes for one heck of a long day.
- Teething lasts for months… and more months. And then, apparently more after that.
- I am not an MD, and hours of web surfing and WebMD do not make me any closer to an MD.
- Not only am I not an MD, I am not a mind-reader or psychologist. Acting liking I am either can be detrimental and exhausting.
- Just because I ate way too much and got indigestion/ nausea does not mean I am pregnant.
- Panty lines can be immune to layering.
- Consuming 4.5 cups of Muddy Buddies at one sitting will give you both the headaches and the shakes.
- Feeding your 1 year old Muddy Buddies will give you a headache and the shakes.
- Few things are better than finding frozen cake balls in the back of the freezer.
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| The sugar burn off as he climbs into the recliner, running from me with my phone. |
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